So an old middle school crush resurfaced recently, and I took that as a sign from the great Universe and for once decided to pursue it, and I am so disappointed to learn that this person is already in a committed relationship. Can someone please explain to me, why all the good ones are taken? I want to take my head and bang it against the wall. And as if this wasn’t bad enough, there’s VH1 in the background playing Chris Daughtry’s “No Surprise”. Die VH1. Die Daughtry, because your music knows where to hit the spot at the right time.